This Grauniad spoof for April Fool's Day raised a wry smile at the end of a very long day.
Off to bed now. Night-night.
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Editorial Friday 11 June 2021: USA's FDA orders recall of Innova lateral flow tests
Editorial Monday 7 June 2021: NHS Improvement chair Baroness Dido Harding interviewed on 'Woman's Hour'
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Editorial Friday 30 April 2021: Who's next? Post-Stevensism, the Mencken Fallacy and the art of the impertinent question
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Editorial Thursday 29 April 2021: Sir Simon Stevens steps down as NHS Commissioning Board CE
Editorial Friday 5 February 2021: Exclusive - Key points and analysis of the Government's new Health White Paper
Editorial Thu 15 April 2021: 'Alan's Big Pocket': Hancock given 15% shareholding in sister's NHS £150K contract-winning company